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This just in: Last night in Highland Park a women's step class turned ugly when the women, who were on a 3 day retreat all had simultaneous gas expulsion. Authorities say the women had all swallowed bubble gum as part of a bonding class in an exercise of overcoming the fear of swallowing. Unfortunately, the lunch that day included generous portions of baked beans and cabbage. The picture below shows what happened.

What can happen when you swallow your gum

In college basketball news:

Bobby Knight resigns at Texas Tech. He told people, "...I'm old, and I'm just tired..." which may be code for another salad bar incident rumored to have taken place at the 50 Yard Line Restuarant. No matter what your feelings are towards Bob, he is a legend in college basketball. He will be missed. Maybe some other A-hole will emerge to provide us with shocking moments.

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