Obamas show their passion for children this week

The Obamas surprised a school this week by visiting them and having an impromptu question and answer session. The kids were excited to have the president and first lady in their school. It was a great opportunity for the Obamas to show they care about kids.

Michelle Obama says, "shut the hell up cracker!"

The questions ranged from the cute to the obvious.

Rasheed: "Do you like being president?"

El Presedente`: "I like all the power and stuff. Its cool."


El Presedente`: "Does anyone know why they call my office the "Oval Office?"

Julio: "Cause its occupied by a zero?"

[end of question and answer session]

editor's note: Julio is now residing in Costa Rica again after his parents were deported. Senator Daschle is expected to find a replacement house keeper very soon. If you know someone, please email the senator.

The Science Behind Sexual Attraction

Ever wonder why people are attracted to certain people? Really? Yeah, this chick was too.

Its a really interesting read, and I thought you might enjoy.

It's all starting to make sense now. My wife had DD's when we married, and for many years until some jackass named Atkins put an end to that.

The nursing double standard - tit for Tad

Golden Retriever Nurses Tigers

So at a Kansas zoo, a golden retriever has adopted tiger cubs, and is nursing them. Its such a heart-warming story that makes everyone go, "awwwwwwweeee." How cute!!

But there are questions that come to mind:

Will the tigers bark or growl?

Will the males now lift their leg when they pee?

Inquiring minds need to know.

Another story talks about a new trend in breastfeeding. It seems some moms have started "cross-feeding" their kids. That means Susan is now breastfeeding Janet's baby, and vice-versa.

A mom breastfeeding someone else's baby (click for the story) seems gross to some.

Is it a double standard? Should mommy boobies be reserved only for their own babies? Some argue its a natural progression in breastfeeding. Others would say its just icky.

What say you?? <-- your invitation to comment

SI's Sportsman or Sportsthings(?) of the Year

While surfing the Land Thieves website yesterday, I stumbled upon a section, much like the one to your right, that contained links to websites the author likes to visit. One of those sites is Sports Pickle. They are a satire website, much like Bearmeat or Land Thieves. I have been a fan of Mad Magazine since I was a child. Satire just fits my personality I guess, and I still love it today. So many of the sites I visit are satirical in nature.


But on this day, my sports mind was pointed to a particular story on Sports Pickle that I was thrilled to hear. Beyonce is one of my favorite entertainers. She is a stunning beauty, and quite frankly, I am certain the song Brick House was written about her. (He went forward in time, OK?)




So the story indicates that this year SI announced that the breasts of all thier swimsuit models would be the, and I quote, "Sportsthings of the Year." This is exciting news, in more ways than one, and I was glad to see Beyonce get her deserved recognition, and lets face it, breasts deserve more attention.

You can only imagine my confusion when driving to work this morning I heard on the radio that Brett Favre was named Sportsman of the Year. What the hell?





Now I love Brett Favre and the Packers. And lets face the hard truth here, Donald Driver is the most underrated receiver in the NFL, but come on, Beyonce deserved this one.