Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts

Saturday, March 7, 2009


President Hussein Obama

The president announced his intention to attempt to negotiate with terrorists on Saturday. This is just another in a long line of action by Obama to reverse Bush policies and standards. Although he may not realize that that particular policy has been in effect for several decades.


====================UPDATE================================


The Taliban today responded to Obama's noted announcement that he wanted to negotiate with the Taliban "moderates."


The article said, "Afghanistan's Taliban on Tuesday turned down as illogical U.S. President Barack Obama's bid to reach out to moderate elements of the insurgents, saying the exit of foreign troops was the only solution for ending the war."


"This does not require any response or reaction for this is illogical," Qari Mohammad Yousuf, a purported spokesman for the insurgent group, told Reuters when asked if its top leader Mullah Mohammad Omar would make any comment about Obama's proposal.

"The Taliban are united, have one leader, one aim, one policy...I do not know why they are talking about moderate Taliban and what it means?"


And while they talk like Aggies, you get the gist. It turns out the Taliban thought Obama's idea was stupid too.


When asked about his thoughts on the Taliban response, Obama responded, "shut the hell up cracker!"






Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The President LOVES to cuss

The President has a VERY DIRTY MOUTH!!!!

Click the link above to see what I mean.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Michelle Obama will not make the same mistakes Hillary Clinton made



Michelle Obama, throwin' the deuce, with emphasis on the nipple


Michelle will NOT make the same mistakes Hillary made as first lady. For instance, if Barack Hussein Obama cheats on her, she has publicly stated that she will, "castrate that MF'er my damn self!!" I ain't nobody's bitch!!"

And I don't give a damn about that picture in front of the flag, I still am ashamed to be an American! Ain't no amount of damn posturing by some cracker White House aides can change that!" This after some media members asking Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama about her comment made while addressing a group in a Milwaukee audience in February of 2008, during which Michelle Obama said, “For the first time in my adult lifetime I am really proud of my

country."

Democrats across the nation have applauded her decision, and Senator Daschle has decided to show his support by not paying his taxes again next year.

President Hussein Obama responded to his wife's comments: click here

The first lady, when asked about her earlier comments responded, "shut the hell up cracker!"



Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Obamas show their passion for children this week

The Obamas surprised a school this week by visiting them and having an impromptu question and answer session. The kids were excited to have the president and first lady in their school. It was a great opportunity for the Obamas to show they care about kids.




Michelle Obama says, "shut the hell up cracker!"


The questions ranged from the cute to the obvious.

Rasheed: "Do you like being president?"

El Presedente`: "I like all the power and stuff. Its cool."


El Presedente`: "Does anyone know why they call my office the "Oval Office?"

Julio: "Cause its occupied by a zero?"

[end of question and answer session]

editor's note: Julio is now residing in Costa Rica again after his parents were deported. Senator Daschle is expected to find a replacement house keeper very soon. If you know someone, please email the senator.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

NOBAMA IN 2008!!!!


My New Slogan


I try to be non-partisan when it comes to politics. As a Christian, I feel that I should weigh the issues and not play to the political sway from both parties. As a matter of fact, I feel that all politicians are big fat liars anyway. So I research and try to find one that supports issues I support.

It snuck up on me this year. I didn't have time to research much, but McCain seemed too closely tied to Bush, and I felt it was time for change. My friends told me, but I voted for him anyway. In the primary, I voted for Obama.

Another factor influenced me too. My sweet mother, God bless her, raised us to be color-blind, and to respect the influence of Martin Luther King Jr and the civil rights leaders of the 1960's. So, because he is black (well, kind of arab, white and black, but you know, at least part black) I jumped on the bandwagon. It would be great for our nation to have a president that has black in his heritage. It would show how far we have come as a nation in our quest for equality.

But his incredible shrinking head has become more and more visible. It is quickly becoming more apparent that he is in fact an empty suit. Maybe I was wrong. Sorry, I WAS wrong.





I have jumped ship. And I now support the hot librarian and the old guy.

The Very Hot Sarah Palin


If she makes it into office, she will be by far the best looking person ever in office. And I personally would love to see her in the news, as opposed to anyone else currently running.


I recently saw this website and thought you all might like to see it. Funny stuff over there.


You need to see this website:

http://www.nobama.com/?gclid=CIe62a7Z95UCFR-mQQodowqV4Q


Good luck in choosing your political candidate this year. But for me, Obama can "keep the change."

Monday, February 18, 2008

Hillary Clinton Showing how Deep Her Allegiance Runs, YYEEEESSSS!!!!

Weeeellllllll. It was only a matter of time before the truth came out. Based on her views on gun control and other issues, I suspected Billary Clinton had a secret agenda. In fact, many have accused her of having a secret agenda of bringing America to its knees. No matter what your opinion of her, I think everyone agrees on the fact that she is a major crazy bitch.

Below, see Billary pledging her allegiance to Hitler. Her gun control policies fit right in with his. You know its bad when the Klan decides to support Obama so Hillary doesn't make it to the White House. They usually like the whole Hitler, Arian thing - so you know she is bad news.

Hillary giving Hitler Salute






Meanwhile, a half a world away, Marines pray for one of their own. And that Billary does not make it to the White House. Reality. These guys are dieing to protect the very laws and rights that Billary wants to take away from every American.



Hope you enjoyed your freedom today




I predict Billary gets elected when this happens:

Hell Freezes Over