President Hussein Obama

The president announced his intention to attempt to negotiate with terrorists on Saturday. This is just another in a long line of action by Obama to reverse Bush policies and standards. Although he may not realize that that particular policy has been in effect for several decades.


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The Taliban today responded to Obama's noted announcement that he wanted to negotiate with the Taliban "moderates."


The article said, "Afghanistan's Taliban on Tuesday turned down as illogical U.S. President Barack Obama's bid to reach out to moderate elements of the insurgents, saying the exit of foreign troops was the only solution for ending the war."

"This does not require any response or reaction for this is illogical," Qari Mohammad Yousuf, a purported spokesman for the insurgent group, told Reuters when asked if its top leader Mullah Mohammad Omar would make any comment about Obama's proposal.

"The Taliban are united, have one leader, one aim, one policy...I do not know why they are talking about moderate Taliban and what it means?"

And while they talk like Aggies, you get the gist. It turns out the Taliban thought Obama's idea was stupid too.

When asked about his thoughts on the Taliban response, Obama responded, "shut the hell up cracker!"

The Bachelor finale gets crazy(er).

The Bachelor finale gets crazy(er).

"The Crying Turd," aka Jason Mesnick

During the finale of The Bachelor, the crying turd changed his mind and went with who he believed might be the love of his life. Forget Melissa, Poor Molly...

The girl is better off without this crybaby turd, who will likely change his mind in a couple more weeks. My wife's first comment was, "forget him you dummy, he's gonna leave you too!" Get yourself a REAL MAN who doesn't cry when he has a tough decision to make. I have a couple of friends I could introduce her to.

One is a brick-layer type. Tough, construction worker who I am pretty sure has never cried. The guy I affectionately refer to as "pervert" knows how to be a man. He can drive a tractor, has killed animals with guns, loves to drink beer and fart, and would be stupid in love with such a hottie. She could be assured of no crying.

The other plays pro ball. Lots of money, not "that smart" but is very generous, has a huge manly appendage, and could literally tear another man's head off if some guy was discourteous in any way. Once again, no crying.

When asked about the Crying Turd's antics on this season of The Bachelor, Michelle Obama commented, "eff that cracker!"

Religion of Peace, My Ass

Muslim Praying (trying to hold fart)

The "religion of peace" is in the news again, thanks to the founder of a muslim TV station.

Muzzammil Hassan is in big trouble for beheading his wife. Apparently, he didn't know you couldn't do that in New York City. Hassan was quoted as saying, "We is marryed for lipfe. De bitch was diborching me, so I waxed herd haid off. Das de way we roll ass Muslim. You must reliss me, or you iss raysism."

From the website: "Muzzammil Hassan, who founded Bridges TV in November 2004 to counter anti-Islam stereotypes, surrendered to police Thursday. Hassan touted the network as the "first-ever full-time home for American Muslims," according to a press release."

When asked for a response, President Hussein Obama said, "shut the hell up cracker!"

George Anthony weeps during memorial service for Caylee

A memorial service for little Caylee Anthony was held this week. It was a very emotional service, celebrating the very short life of an extraordinarily adorable little girl. The grandparents of Caylee weeped openly, and were overcome several times during the service.

Little Caylee was murdered by her mother several months ago, and her body was found near her home.

Cindy Anthony, Caylee's grandmother, spoke about her sorry-ass murdering daughter by saying, "She (Caylee) got your beauty and your compassion, and she got your spirit."

I'm sorry, did you say "compassion?" This lady has obviously lost it due to her grief. Beating your child to death is NOT compassionate. Hiding your child's dead body, that you just killed in a plastic bag in a water-filled ditch is NOT compassion.

I hope the family finds peace during this time. I hope that Caylee's mom Casey gets her just punishment if indeed she murdered her own child in this manner. I hope that no other child has to endure what it appears this mother did to her own child. I hope.

The Notorious B.I.G. Movie - "Greatest Movie Event of Our Generation" (really?)

You have to see the new movie according to its publicist. I have to admit, it took me by surprise to learn that this movie is "the greatest movie event of our generation."

See the trailer here.

According to its publicist, it is THE premier movie of our generation.

Gone With the Wind - Rubbish

The Wizard of Oz - Pure Trash

Saving Private Ryan - Who cares

Dances With Wolves - Line your bird cage with that crap

Apocalypse Now, Casablanca, Schindler's List? - Drivel