George Anthony weeps during memorial service for Caylee

A memorial service for little Caylee Anthony was held this week. It was a very emotional service, celebrating the very short life of an extraordinarily adorable little girl. The grandparents of Caylee weeped openly, and were overcome several times during the service.

Little Caylee was murdered by her mother several months ago, and her body was found near her home.

Cindy Anthony, Caylee's grandmother, spoke about her sorry-ass murdering daughter by saying, "She (Caylee) got your beauty and your compassion, and she got your spirit."

I'm sorry, did you say "compassion?" This lady has obviously lost it due to her grief. Beating your child to death is NOT compassionate. Hiding your child's dead body, that you just killed in a plastic bag in a water-filled ditch is NOT compassion.

I hope the family finds peace during this time. I hope that Caylee's mom Casey gets her just punishment if indeed she murdered her own child in this manner. I hope that no other child has to endure what it appears this mother did to her own child. I hope.

Old-timey snowmobile

Sorry, but I cannot get a pic on of this thing, so here is something completely unrelated.

Little Turd kills a big deer - 41 points worth

This is a great video of a very early snowmobile. The video is a little long, but hey, you don't have to watch it all. You must see this thing. Movie from Liveleak, originally from Michigan or Minnesota.

Michelle Obama will not make the same mistakes Hillary Clinton made

Michelle Obama, throwin' the deuce, with emphasis on the nipple

Michelle will NOT make the same mistakes Hillary made as first lady. For instance, if Barack Hussein Obama cheats on her, she has publicly stated that she will, "castrate that MF'er my damn self!!" I ain't nobody's bitch!!"

And I don't give a damn about that picture in front of the flag, I still am ashamed to be an American! Ain't no amount of damn posturing by some cracker White House aides can change that!" This after some media members asking Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama about her comment made while addressing a group in a Milwaukee audience in February of 2008, during which Michelle Obama said, “For the first time in my adult lifetime I am really proud of my
country."

Democrats across the nation have applauded her decision, and Senator Daschle has decided to show his support by not paying his taxes again next year.

President Hussein Obama responded to his wife's comments: click here

The first lady, when asked about her earlier comments responded, "shut the hell up cracker!"

Obamas show their passion for children this week

The Obamas surprised a school this week by visiting them and having an impromptu question and answer session. The kids were excited to have the president and first lady in their school. It was a great opportunity for the Obamas to show they care about kids.

Michelle Obama says, "shut the hell up cracker!"

The questions ranged from the cute to the obvious.

Rasheed: "Do you like being president?"

El Presedente`: "I like all the power and stuff. Its cool."


El Presedente`: "Does anyone know why they call my office the "Oval Office?"

Julio: "Cause its occupied by a zero?"

[end of question and answer session]

editor's note: Julio is now residing in Costa Rica again after his parents were deported. Senator Daschle is expected to find a replacement house keeper very soon. If you know someone, please email the senator.

The Notorious B.I.G. Movie - "Greatest Movie Event of Our Generation" (really?)

You have to see the new movie according to its publicist. I have to admit, it took me by surprise to learn that this movie is "the greatest movie event of our generation."

See the trailer here.

According to its publicist, it is THE premier movie of our generation.

Gone With the Wind - Rubbish

The Wizard of Oz - Pure Trash

Saving Private Ryan - Who cares

Dances With Wolves - Line your bird cage with that crap

Apocalypse Now, Casablanca, Schindler's List? - Drivel

The Science Behind Sexual Attraction

Ever wonder why people are attracted to certain people? Really? Yeah, this chick was too.

Its a really interesting read, and I thought you might enjoy.

It's all starting to make sense now. My wife had DD's when we married, and for many years until some jackass named Atkins put an end to that.

NOBAMA IN 2008!!!!

My New Slogan

I try to be non-partisan when it comes to politics. As a Christian, I feel that I should weigh the issues and not play to the political sway from both parties. As a matter of fact, I feel that all politicians are big fat liars anyway. So I research and try to find one that supports issues I support.

It snuck up on me this year. I didn't have time to research much, but McCain seemed too closely tied to Bush, and I felt it was time for change. My friends told me, but I voted for him anyway. In the primary, I voted for Obama.

Another factor influenced me too. My sweet mother, God bless her, raised us to be color-blind, and to respect the influence of Martin Luther King Jr and the civil rights leaders of the 1960's. So, because he is black (well, kind of arab, white and black, but you know, at least part black) I jumped on the bandwagon. It would be great for our nation to have a president that has black in his heritage. It would show how far we have come as a nation in our quest for equality.

But his incredible shrinking head has become more and more visible. It is quickly becoming more apparent that he is in fact an empty suit. Maybe I was wrong. Sorry, I WAS wrong.

I have jumped ship. And I now support the hot librarian and the old guy.

The Very Hot Sarah Palin

If she makes it into office, she will be by far the best looking person ever in office. And I personally would love to see her in the news, as opposed to anyone else currently running.

I recently saw this website and thought you all might like to see it. Funny stuff over there.


You need to see this website:

http://www.nobama.com/?gclid=CIe62a7Z95UCFR-mQQodowqV4Q


Good luck in choosing your political candidate this year. But for me, Obama can "keep the change."

Sheriff's Department Cannot Operate a Fax Machine

Seal of Brazoria County, "Where Texas Began"

This is a true story. None of the facts have been changed, because of the stupity of the situation.

Recently while on vacation, I was ticketed for no insurance. It was in a car I rarely drive, and the ticket was promptly placed into the glove box and forgotten. Until this weekend.

I received a call from the Brazoria County Sherrif's office informing me of a warrant for my arrest for non-payment of the ticket. As it turns out, I just needed to show them my insurance card, which was not in the car, because I only drive that 4-wheel drive to the coast. Which also explains why I never saw it again. It hasn't moved since we returned from the coast.

So this morning, I attempted to fax my insurance card to the Sherriff's Department to resolve the issue. I faxed it and called. Not there. An hour later, i faxed it again. Not there.

At the risk of sounding like an ass, I requested that the clerk verify the fax machine had paper in it. It did. However, the toner cartridge is out. She didn't know how to change it, and even she did, she didn't know where they were kept. No shitting.

Our resolution, tomorrow, the "city lady" will be in (she only works a half day, no shitting) and she know how to change the toner cartridge. She will then print the fax, adjust the ticket, and see if I owe anything at that point. In the meantime, I should "try to not get stopped" or I might go to jail.

No shitting.

Two of Brazoria County's Finest, not the one who gave me the ticket

Chinese People Eat Weird Stuff

This is what a chinese person looks like

This guy has a strange new diet. I have heard of strange things being eaten by chinese people: rats, dogs and other things. But a canadian? WTH?

Morgan Freeman in Serious Car Accident

The Great Morgan Freeman

So Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car accident this weekend. At the time of this writing he is in serious condition in the hospital.

This academy award winning actor has been a favorite of mine for many years. His fine work includes: Million Dollar Baby, Seven, Driving Miss Daisy, The Bucket List, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Amistad, Nurse Betty and tons more movies. Not the least of which was his role as the narrator of the wildly popular film, March of the Penguins.

This blog wishes Mr. Freeman Godspeed in his recovery.

This blog also wants to know, "what the hell you doin' driving a 1997 Maxima?"

Well?